The Color Purple

There was a little Jew-boy, and he touched millions of people around the world.

I'm not talking about Jesus ... He was one of Us, remember that my Jewish brothers and sisters? You don't have to, you just know. Everything Jesus did was Jewish. He was a Jew down to his bones and marrow, and He didn't come to overthrow the Law (the Torah), not one jot nor tiddle. He didn't.

Jesus was Jew, and you don't need to remember that. You know that. But who were raised not to be Jews, we have to remember that, every day. Jesus came from the Chosen People. You.

Hi, Eli. I miss you. How are you? (I think if she weren't in Israel right now, on the fucking front, she'd be raping my bones ... right in front of her mother, too, and that's saying something).

But, no, I'm talking about another Jew: Steven Spielberg.

Okay, it's wrong how that guy gets it so right all the time, from Jurassic Park to Schindler's List to The Color Purple. But he does.

So, there it is. Proof that God exists: the Color Purple. God invented the color purple to show us that there's something good, and pure and beautiful in the the world, and if we just stopped, just for one second, and looked, we'd see it. We'd see God and His creation, and we'd see God in His creation, and we'd see it as He sees it: good ... and beautiful.

But we don't, do we. We never, ever do anything ... except rush to get to the next thing, and while we're stuck in that next thing, we fidget until we get to that next, next thing.

But ... purple. So beautiful. You could fall in love with it, couldn't you? It is God's color, after all, so what's not to love.

Nothing. Go for it.

But, as for me, I disagree. Purple is nice and beautiful and elegant and pretty ...

... but I like ... beige, and tan, and pale, creamy white, and mocha, and dark chocolate ...

that is ... I like, flesh tones, uncovered from purple cloth.

Just me, and her, and no purple between us.

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So, whacha think, huh? That was me, raggin' on purrpleluver19 and her, okay, her obsession with purple. So, snaps for me, amirite?

But this is what she wrote back:

Aww but wait she wears that purple for me only and guess whats under that first layer of purple is purple sexy purple underwear that she lets only me take off so sorry I guess all your girls should probbly hate purple or ill find them. LOL

Oh, man! `phfina went for the shot, thinking she was all that, and she got stuffed by purrpleluver19.

Um, so, I guess: go team purple! sigh

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Oh, and this was purrpleluver19's blessing to quote her in this post:

That was AWESOME I LOVED it. Plus i didnt mind it at all it blew me away.
P.s. it always takes about hw long you can write out the alphabet with your tongue to get to the center......LOL

Uh, um ... `phfina reels and everything dims. THUD! (`phfina faints or has a heart attack, I don't know which)